I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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