A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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