yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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