I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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