we're blogging at a bar
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why do cheetos always look like penises
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Randomize
