i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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