Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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