Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
