This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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