I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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