no, he came in my armpit
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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