so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
