Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
my poor anus
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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