this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Randomize
