Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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