It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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