Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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