Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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