Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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