If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
