I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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