In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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