But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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