ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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