can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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