We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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