I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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