i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm determined to sit on that face.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
