ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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