someone threw a dead crab at me
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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