So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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