its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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