My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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