You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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