Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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