If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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