We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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