Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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