I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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