He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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