I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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