gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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