So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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