You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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