i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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