dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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