this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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