Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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