I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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