Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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