Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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