I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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