My nipple is on Facebook.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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