I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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