Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Randomize
