chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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