Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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