she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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