If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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