she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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