just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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